I just thought I need to share this with you guys………………….
Released by Society for Prevention of Cruelty to Husbands
Different Phases of a man:
After Engagement: Superman.
After Marriage: Gentleman.
After 10 years: Watchman.
After 20 years: Doberman.
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There is only one perfect child in the world and every Mother has it.
There is only one perfect wife in the world and every Neighbour has it!
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Prospective husband: Do you have a book called "Man, The Master of Women"?
Sales girl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.
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The world's thinnest book has only one word written in it: "Everything.".
And the book is titled: "What Women Want!"
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A man who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST.
A man who surrenders when he's NOT SURE, is WISE.
A man who surrenders when he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND!
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Girlfriends are like CHOCOLATES, taste good anytime.
Lovers are like PIZZAS, Hot and spicy, eaten frequently.
Husbands are like Dal RICE, eaten when there’s no choice.
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Man receives telegram: Wife dead - should be buried or cremated?
Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.
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Q: Why dogs don't marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!
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Fact of life: One woman brings you into this world crying &
the other ensures you continue to do so for the rest of your life!
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Q: Why doesn't law permit a man to marry a second woman?
A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence!
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Lady to her maid: Oh Kanta, I have reason to suspect that my husband is having an affair with his secretary."
Kanta: I don't believe it! You are just saying that to make me jealous!"
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Man: I want a divorce. My wife hasn't spoken to me in six months.
Lawyer: Better think it over. Wives like that are hard to get!
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The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, "I've found a man just like father!"
Mother replied, "So what do you want from me, sympathy?"
Thank you
Faisal Caesar
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